5 More Haikus About Germany


After the massive success of my last haiku blog (and because I’m behind on posting new content- read: Pokemon Go), here are a few more haikus about Germany for your enjoyment. Also, in order to set the mood, please play the following video in the background while you read.

German business is
Known for efficiency and-
Sorry, Feiertag.

Move over, Milan
A new style in Europe
Socks and Birkenstocks

Berlin Tourist
Hi! I’m an Aussie
Beer is only 2 Euros?
Let’s get stupid, mate

Customer Service
Not everyone’s rude!
But the German clerks who are
Really, really are

Sun’s out, finally!
Can’t wait to grill with my friends!
Never mind, there’s rain.

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